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Moral Dilemma

from Bishops Itchington by Uke's Not Dead

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I was a vegetarian, but now I eat roast beef
I found it more delicious than my ethical belief
I find food more tasty if, at some stage, it went ‘moo’
Hypocrisy tastes better than tofu.

I have sold my morals out the door.
For my selfishness and apathy, I’ve given up the war.
It was proving detrimental, how my dinner drove me mental
Now I can’t eat f****** lentils any more.

I cared for the environment, but now I drive a Hummer
When I had a hybrid, all the lads called me a bummer.
I hated corporations, now I eat at Maccy D’s
My values come with burger sauce and cheese.

I’ve sold my soul and compromised my will.
And I’ve marinated hope with fear and tossed it on the grill.
I accept any exception to my obvious corruption
But the f******veggie option makes me ill.

Conduct’s dyer
Bad behaviour
I’m a liar
Pants on fire

I HATE SOYA!

Sometimes I feel guilt for being born
When I see you looking at me, with your eyes so full of scorn.
One day I will make amends for the absence of abstinence in me.
There’s just no f****** sense in eating Quorn.

credits

from Bishops Itchington, released December 16, 2011
Vocals, ukulele, guitar, bass - Steve Grainger
Drums, percussion - Alex Caithness

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Uke's Not Dead Birmingham, UK

A folk punk comedy trio from the Midlands, consisting of
Steve - Ukulele and Vocals,
Alex - Bass and Vocals,
Ben - Box, triangle, other percussive geometry

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